• Captain LaPlank: The Perfect Pirate

    Buy book at Amazon
    Buy book at Amazon

    Book now available at Amazon!

     

    The perfect read for the little perfectionist in your life...

     

    A cleverly written and beautifully illustrated tale about a perfectionist pirate, the "fearsome" Captain LaPlank, who expects his new crew to be perfect - like him!

     

    As Captain LaPlank warns his new crew before setting sail:

    "I’m not much for mistakes,
    and I mean that sincerely.

    Any pirate who makes one

    will pay for it dearly!"

     

    This rhyming pirate adventure tells the hilarious story of a pirate captain who demands perfection of himself and his crew—until his crew begins making minor mistakes and are quickly shown to the plank!

     

    It’s a classic and timely tale of something our culture often promotes—the need to always be perfect and in control.

     

    A great book for all the pirate lovers out there and for every kid (and parent) who wants to find the ultimate treasure trove: accepting and loving ourselves and others—and overcoming the impossible demand for perfection.

     

    Book now available at Amazon!

    "The rhyming is perfection. The plot has a strong moral message...The pictures are magnificent...Even Captain LaPlank himself would have to say that this book is pure perfection. 5 stars!"

    -devotedmommyof3.com

    "My girls and I really enjoyed this book, which was wonderfully written and had colorful and fun illustrations that made this pirate adventure come to life. I highly recommend this book, and know it will become a favorite your family's, like it has become for mine. :-)"

    -inspiredbysavannah.com

    "The stellar word choice and rhyme made this book flow wonderfully. Captain LaPlank is an extremely relatable character for readers of all ages. If you've ever been called a "control freak," Captain LaPlank is the read for you! A great, important lesson for kids and adults alike."

    -Amazon reviewer Jennifer S.

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    FREE COLORING BOOK!

    Let your kids color up a storm,

    featuring artwork from

    Captain LaPlank!

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